2007/05/27

笑話-高明的醫術

台、法、美三國醫生在國際研討會中碰面,三個人開始吹噓自己國家醫術的高明。

法國醫生說,十年前我們有個年輕人車禍手指撞斷了,送到醫院手術後,今年他得到國際鋼琴大賽首獎。

美國醫生說,十年前我們有個年輕人車禍腳撞斷了,送到醫院手術後,上次奧運會他是一百公尺短跑冠軍。

台灣醫生聽了在旁邊冷笑說:四十年前,我們有個年輕人車禍腦死,送到醫院,我們把一個豬的腦袋移植給他,現在他是我們的教育部長

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